Anonymous asked: The priest in my hometown told us that on a particular day he would walk on water for 30 minutes. The lake was not dry and we all observed the priest actually walking on water. How?
Anonymous asked: You're the biggest pussy!!! Haha just kitten I'm lion
blackbarrage:thenoodledude:washed-vandalism: 250,000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco
antarctification: The Strokes//Ask me anything ...
Anonymous asked: If a catepillar is traveling at light speed, but you cannot exceed the speed of light, how fast is the catepillar actually traveling?
Anonymous asked: Ok truf iz, i is not ur dad, actually dolan
Anonymous asked: I am not ur dad luke, is ok you werent cut out to be a stormtrooper bobi wan was write ok? Plz give up th dreem this sisnt glee, u r a grown man, enuf macaroni art, and masturbateing life is now, and until you understand the significanse behind these quotes u will b boy 4 lyfe
saintgello-deactivated20130118 asked: I pity you right now.
Anonymous asked: So caterpillar eats poop, metamorphosis int doog, and then wins lottery so what happen to the orange monkey? Idk you didnt let me say bannana haha, popsicle jokes are funy yah
Anonymous asked: If a butterfly goes back in time, does meatloaf win a grammy for best female actress?
joydivsion: i love sleeping but i hate going to sleep do you see my problem
Anonymous asked: Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?