so if there’s anyone out there that wants to send me an ask but doesn’t because they think it would be weird

it wouldn’t be weird

you can ask

pls ask

even if you don’t want to do it pls

Anonymous: Pirates or ninjas?

Ninjas because

  1. they are ninjas
  2. they will always be ninjas
Anonymous: How do you eat Oreos?

I put 2 of them in my mouth and they disappear none of that splitting or dipping nonsense

Anonymous: How do you feel about Legos?

they were basically my ENTIRE childhood so

Anonymous: YOman dat pic duat kidd did o u was nuts!!!! such a guuud PASTE-EL!!!!

i KnO mNA dat picstel wos AMZIN pls so guuuud dam i wana hang iT it my rOm

Anonymous: THATS NO BATMAN MOVIE

Anonymous: i like ur face. you should post a bigger picture. so i can draw ur face. cuz i like it. ಠ_ಠ



Hey look I’m Asian when you zoom in!

blahdyblahgetout: your blog is perfect.

Anonymous: How do portals work?

In simple terms, an Aperture Science portal is a small, stable black hole, generated by a Quantum Tunneling Device, or “Portal Gun”.   The placing of two portals in separate, appropriate locations via the same Quantum Tunneling Device creates a tear in time and space that temporarily intersects the two locations, allowing for instantaneous transition between them.  As opposed to traditional black holes, the black holes generated by an Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device are semi-contained, meaning that they do not bend matter or light into themselves and are able to remain stable in a desired window.  When two windows are created with a single device, a link is established.  This process, appropriated named “Quantum Tunneling”, is possible due to the integration of Aperture Science’s Event Horizon Estimation Wheel, paired with a Lower and Upper Singularity Ring, into the Quantum Tunneling Device. 

Anonymous: But I MUST know about the TONGUE!

Hold your tongue, little Duke, or I’ll tear it from your mouth.